John was in the garage lighting a fire, so I decided to head back to the maid's chamber and see what she was doing. Her blue outfit really caught my eye. The conversation was strained and I almost changed my mind, but because she was new I decided she should be shown around the house. We started off in the master bedroom. I tried to keep her on my side of the bed, but things got so dirty we ended up all over the room. Then we made our way to the bathroom, where I flipped her over, bumped into the sink and flipped her over again. We messed up her hair and had a good time doing it! I told her she was fabulous and we kept going. We were in the laundry room when I realized I had to stop, so I left her leaning against the wall. She could have taken a lot more and I might go back later and finish the job. She deserves it! It wasn't nearly as dirty as it could have been and there was more contortion than I'm used to, but we had a blast.
I love our new maid. John probably will too. He sounded really interested when I told him about our time together.
Oh, and did I mention we like to name our brooms?
